katie hanley, 16, from a shitty town in the shitty west midlands in shitty england with a shitty accent and shitty people. i literally know people that have been on jeremy kyle.
dumbledoors dumblin'
dumbledoors dumblin'
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if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
SEE WHAT I WAS SAYING ABOUT FEWER!?!^^^^^
yeah, girl who i pushed in a pit for trying to get closer to the stage by shoving me out the way, this is for you
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9 pictures of Evan Peters crotch; because i have serious problems and because of this person. Enjoy.
quite easily the best post ever
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- 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed and i check them and under my bed before i go to sleep
- 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? no theyre shit
- 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? allllll the way in
- 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? not so much
- 5: Do you like to use post-it notes? dey so sticky you cant not
- 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? coupons schmoupons
- 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? a big bear so i could give it a big bear hug
- 8: Do you have freckles? story of my life
- 9: Do you always smile for pictures? meh
- 10: What is your biggest pet peeve? life
- 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? always
- 12: Have you ever peed in the woods? and in the swimming pool too
- 13: What about pooped in the woods? risky business
- 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? oh yhhh
- 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? all of them
- 16: How many people have you slept with this week? 0 thankyou very much
- 17: What size is your bed? too small :( im growing
- 18: What is your Song of the week? erkgjergjer
- 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? no
- 20: Do you still watch cartoons? youre never too old for spongebob
- 21: Whats your least favorite movie? scary ones, im too pussy
- 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? in my bum, no fucker would go near there without being farted on
- 23: What do you drink with dinner? wine or milk or beer or orange juice or apple juice lol
- 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? im a vegetabletarian
- 25: What is your favorite food? cornflakes
- 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? kevin and perry
- 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? jonofon
- 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? never
- 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? i think not
- 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? jack in maths, not gonna lie we were bitching… subtle
- 31: Can you change the oil on a car? um no
- 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? cant drive, sux
- 33: Ever ran out of gas?
- 34: Favorite kind of sandwich? id love a good bacon sandwich if i ate meat mmmm
- 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? cornflakes
- 36: What is your usual bedtime? like 10:30, sit in bed til about 12
- 37: Are you lazy? too lazy to type a proper answer, yeah
- 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? a dead zombie tutu thing
- 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? im a pig, lol
- 40: How many languages can you speak? 0
- 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 0
- 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? etchasketch
- 43: Are you stubborn? very
- 44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? the fuck?
- 45: Ever watch soap operas? only for gail platt
- 46: Are you afraid of heights? not as much as i am other things
- 47: Do you sing in the car? oh yes
- 48: Do you sing in the shower? OH YES
- 49: Do you dance in the car? oh. yes.
- 50: Ever used a gun? paintball gun/water gun like a badass
- 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? my sisters birthday
- 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? cheddar
- 53: Is Christmas stressful? fuck yes
- 54: Ever eat a pierogi? cant even pronounce it what
- 55: Favorite type of fruit pie? apple
- 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? a frog, i wanted a princess to kiss me
- 57: Do you believe in ghosts? definitely
- 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? all the time
- 59: Take a vitamin daily? cba
- 60: Wear slippers? forever
- 61: Wear a bath robe? walk round nakey
- 62: What do you wear to bed? just a top
- 63: First concert? kerrang tour, naw
- 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? da fook
- 65: Nike or Adidas? neither
- 66: Cheetos Or Fritos? cornflakes
- 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? raisins
- 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? lil bit
- 69: Ever take dance lessons? hahahahahhaha no
- 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? not really
- 71: Can you curl your tongue? lil bit
- 72: Ever won a spelling bee? um no
- 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? nop
- 74: Own any record albums? yeah
- 75: Own a record player? yeah
- 76: Regularly burn incense? yeah
- 77: Ever been in love? idk
- 78: Who would you like to see in concert? frank turner
- 79: What was the last concert you saw? panic at the disco lol
- 80: Hot tea or cold tea? milk
- 81: Tea or coffee? milk
- 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? pop tarts
- 83: Can you swim well? hi aquaphobic lol
- 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? mmmhm
- 85: Are you patient?hell no
- 86: DJ or band, at a wedding? band band band
- 87: Ever won a contest? yep ahahahah made them cry
- 88: Ever have plastic surgery? no
- 89: Which are better black or green olives? red grapes
- 90: Can you knit or crochet? i wish
- 91: Best room for a fireplace? living room or bedroom
- 92: Do you want to get married? ys pls
- 93: If married, how long have you been married? forever alone
- 94: Who was your HS crush? ahahahhaa
- 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no
- 96: Do you have kids? hell no
- 97: Do you want kids? ys pls
- 98: Whats your favorite color? idk
- 99: Do you miss anyone right now? yes
Suddenly this self-loathing feeling takes completely over. I want to tear myself apart. I want to destroy myself in every possible way.
(via countless-scars)
when the people who are meant to be your friends all turn on you at the same time for their own enjoyment
